“It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.” - the Creator of the GIF

dears:

nevver:

I’m sticking with a hard “G” (like “gift”}

I don’t think I can say it with a soft G.

Am I the only one that has been saying this right this whole time?

All hail the magic conch!

All hail the magic conch!

(Source: meme-meme)

Today I learned, there’s a plumber named Dr. Phil in an episode of Rocko’s Modern Life and Heffer is voiced by Tom Kenny, who is of course the voice of Spongebob.

Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, who pimped the ride I’ve been using for the last couple months. I’ve gotten lots of compliments and have been asked if either of us were hippies. I guess I’m lucky she didn’t name me something like, Flower or Starshine.

Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, who pimped the ride I’ve been using for the last couple months. I’ve gotten lots of compliments and have been asked if either of us were hippies. I guess I’m lucky she didn’t name me something like, Flower or Starshine.

january 2013: this shall be my year

may 2013: well, shit

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Gilbert Gottfried used to talk like a normal person in the 80s. What happened?

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

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but he talks like a gentleman
like you imagined when you were young

but he talks like a gentleman

like you imagined when you were young

(Source: j-connelly, via fan-dumb)

saralellogram:

farorescourage:

being an adult
image

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while will someone please explain to me why

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lynndd91:

buttsdotcom:




FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR EVER


MY LIFE.

wow

Yup.

lynndd91:

buttsdotcom:

FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR EVER

MY LIFE.

wow

Yup.

(Source: lovequotesrus)

fairlyoddmermaid:

R.I.P Richard Griffiths

NO UNCLE VERNON

(Source: triwizardry, via lynndd91)

jenniferlovesthebeatles:

…March, April, Brian, June, July… by ~Oceansoul7777

davidbowieinventedlipstick:

David Bowie is a cyborg created by cyberdyne systems to aid the machines in battle, his dilated pupil shoots lasers. When sent to the past on a mission he was captured and reprogrammed as a musician. That’s why he looks so young.  

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